Will All Chickens Be Deported?
Per the cries of Ross Perot and my parents, it seems almost likely that there will be a moat built around the state of Arkansas and all chickens will be sent there. There will also be guided laser systems installed to shoot down any chickens that try to cross out of Arkansas by way of flying. The laser systems still need to be tested, though. Still: fait accompli, probably.
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By bdunn02 on March 1st, 2009 at 1455
I don’t think all chickens will be deported, but maybe they will.