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Big Post About Prop 8

Big Post About Prop 8

By bdunn02 • on March 2, 2009

Uh, just IMHO of course, but gay marriage and California’s “Prop 8? that’s coming up in November seems irredeemably doofy. Both sides to this argument are — well, I’m trying to avoid the pejorative tonight. But what the whole argument centers on is this: does the state think I’m married? And why the hell would anyone care what the State

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Will All Chickens Be Deported?

Will All Chickens Be Deported?

By bdunn02 • on March 1, 2009

Per the cries of Ross Perot and my parents, it seems almost likely that there will be a moat built around the state of Arkansas and all chickens will be sent there. There will also be guided laser systems installed to shoot down any chickens that try to cross out of Arkansas by way of flying. The laser

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All About Chickens

All About Chickens

By bdunn02 • on March 1, 2009

Chickens are animals that are like birds. But they taste better than most birds, or at least, my palette is better attuned to the taste of chickens than it is to the taste of other birds. Although, honestly, there are *so many* bird species that I’ve never eaten that I’m not sure anyone should

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